Harry Styles out there walking around looking amazing in a tight, sheer, floral shirt unbuttoned to his fuckin’ stomach and het girls don’t suspect a thing.
OKAY THEN!
Harry Styles out there walking around looking amazing in a tight, sheer, floral shirt unbuttoned to his fuckin’ stomach and het girls don’t suspect a thing.
OKAY THEN!
Because tight sheer and floral = feminine and feminine = gay right ? This is gross and you’re gross
No amount of vodka will ever fill the hole he left in you.
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
you had recess in 8th grade wtf lucky
i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great
other girls: floral print, a-line skirts, fuzzy sweaters, high heels.
me: crispy tortillas topped with shredded beef mince, diced tomatoes and cheddar cheese. served with salsa verde.
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,
ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’
then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.
And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.
